All of this “sucks” talk made me feel a little icky; like I now needed to write about good things. This list was generated with this input:

• rulez
• rulz
• is awesome
• is cool

I went with misspellings of “rules” because I didn’t want thing like “poker rules” or “Ten Rules of  Highly Annoying People” etc.  This is what came out:

• rulez
• jeff is cool
• farrell is cool
• what is cool - Um, dude, yeah - Jeff is cool.  So is Farrell.  Get with the program.
• being a dad is awesome - “Dad, do you have to wear that shirt to soccer practice?”
• school is cool
• god is awesome - I’m sure God is blushing at this search, but I’m equally sure that Jeff is not long for this world as God comes in second to no one!
• smoking is cool - If you’re Audrey Hepburn, then yes.  Yes it is.
• this is cool - tautologies are cool!
• everything is cool lyrics
• jeff is cool com
• math is cool - But this list also said smoking is cool!  I don’t know who to believe anymore!
• is it cool
• how cool is that
• life is cool
• tennis rulz
• new york is so cool
• joe is cool
• dad is awesome - do people mix up the difference between their diary and a search field?  Why the fuck are you searching on one of your own assertions?  Okay, I’m being negative.  I am taking a chill pill.
• this is awesome
• life is awesome
• is it cool if i hold your hand - The Beatles remixed.
• life is so cool
• if peeing your pants is cool - Let’s just clear that one up right now:  No.  Not cool.
• peeing your pants is cool - Dude, seriously.  No.
• bush is awesome - Is this the same person saying that peeing your pants is cool?
• that is cool
• ecw anarchy rulz
• jesus is cool
• dad is awesome commercial - oh.  It’s a commercial.  Again, I am the fool.
• emo is awesome - That search brings up the same results as a search on, “I want to be given a wedgie.”
• who is cool
• anarchy rulz
• abortion is awesome - Yikes.
• is cool com
• google is cool
• who the fuck is tre cool
• is it cos i m cool
• he is cool
• love is cool
• how old is ll cool j - Old enough to be a daddy.  Young enough to be your sugar daddy.
• is it cause i m cool
• honey is cool
• linux rulez
• ll cool j is
• what is cool whip - cool whip is like a riddle wrapped inside of a poem, then beaten into a white froth and put on top of pumpkin pie in an adorable dollip.
• unix rulez - I’m afraid the Linux crowd came in ahead of you, buys.
• is it cool to fuck
• aishwarya’s grand mom is nice and cool
• rulz
• is it cause im cool
• she is cool
• unix rulez org
• audio rulez
• no rulez
• is it cuz im cool
• ben is cool
• ned rulez
• everything is cool
• our god is awesome - This always confused me and made me a little angry.  Like you’re playing for a team or something by chosing a religion.  Actually, that’d be kinda cool.  Like you’re about to go up and pray and some guy with a deep, bellowy voice shouts at you, “okay!  get in there!  Get in there and atone for some goddamn sin!  Repent!  Yeah!”
• is it cos im cool lyrics
• life is cool sweetbox
• is it cause i m cool lyrics
• my mom is nice and cool
• rulez server
• someone who is cool
• is it because i m cool
• emil rulez
• is it cause im cool lyrics
• is it coz im cool
• metal rulez
• this is a cool
• is it coz i m cool
• is it cos i m cool lyrics
• is it coz i m cool lyrics
• the rulez
• ziggy x x rulez
• be cool this is a robbery
• morocco security rulz
• is the cool
• a dad is awesome - awww.  This makes a tear form near my eye.  “a dad is awesome… any dad, really.  I’d just like to have a dad, that’s all.  Thanks, God.”
• is cool